■ SRI LANKA, KANDY: My whole life I’ve always hated hotel breakfasts with a passion! Yes, PASSION! Dry crispy flavorless white bread with a bunch of cereals and toppings no man would ever choose were he staring into his own fridge. On top of that they end ridiculously early (so that most people won’t be able to make it to this ‘free’ meal’. So why even bother?
Well, seeing as this was the priciest hotel I’ve ever stayed at, I was kind of obligated to at least see what this Sri Lankan jungle hotel breakfast looked like.. .